1. I had an ultrasound on Monday. (No, still not pregnant.) The doctor was looking for ovarian cysts, so naturally, there was some pelvic observation involved. It was slightlyuncomfortable, so I tried to lighten the mood by making jokes with the middle-aged woman who was taking pictures of my ovaries and other private areas via ultrasound. “These pictures aren’t going to end up on the Internet now, are they?!” I asked, bracing myself for her to laugh hysterically. “No. They wouldn’t be that interesting,” the doctor replied matter-of-factly. Darn. Let’s try another. “Just let me know if you see a baby in there, eh?!” I quipped, trying to accent the joke by nudging her with my elbow, like they do in movies. “Nope. No baby,” she replied, as if I thought there actually was a baby.
2. Yesterday, I was at work, and this older woman came in to ask a question. She only had one eyebrow. She must have forgotten to pencil the other one on. Whoops!
3. Also, yesterday at work, this lady came in to pick up a package that had been delivered for her. I went to the package room to get it for her, and it was a really big box. “This is a really big box,” I said as I handed it to her, “but it’s not very heavy.” She took it from me and said, “Yep. It’s Pinocchio.” …… I looked at her, waiting for her to provide further explanation, but she didn’t. She just thanked me and left. What the?
Jillian Wyatt 
if you had come to my office, the people in the white coats would have thought you were funny…we have a sense of humor about those things…you sorta half too otherwise doing things like that all day is just creepy.
Only she nose…