Yesterday, I was buzzing around town trying to talk people into donating things for this event I’m throwing at work. I stopped in a local florist and tried to charm the manager into donating some flower arrangements. Not only did he agree to it, but he wrapped up a pink rose for me to take home. How sweet!
I returned to the office and had to help two guys with some issues they were having with their apartment. As we were walking outside so they could show me the problem, we happened upon two pigeons–ahmm–making whoopy. I made a joke about it and brushed it off, but the guys continued to talk for the entire 15 minutes we were walking around together about “how awesome” it was that the male pigeon “got some”. Not sweet.