Buzzzzzzz

I’ve consumed too much caffeine. My entire body is twitching. I’m having trouble typing, my fingers are shaking so much. I can’t stop telling my coworkers uninteresting tidbits about my life. My mind is racing.

So far this morning, I’ve consumed two Eggo waffles, a chocolate chip cookie and three cups of coffee. I think it’s time I switch to a different beverage.

I’ll try sweet tea.